Me#1:
I'm stuck in Bailleu Library because of the rain...it's pouring today. Not that it's a bad thing, since Victoria's water storage was under 50% as shown on the news last night....maybe this can boost it over the 50% mark again...ay?
Man, what's with Malaysian girls and rain?
Whenever there's rain, you can expect a typical Malaysian girl to forfeit a project meeting, 'release bird' on a free drumming lesson, or 'release aeroplane' on a dinner date...IT'S JUST RAIN!!! It's not like Melbourne rain is acidic like Taiwan, there's no volcano ashes in the rain like New Zealand, and there will not be any frogs raining down like Magnolia!
Me#2:
I've got a few conspiricy theory...wanna hear it?
Me#1:
fine....but I doubt it's gonna cheer me up...
Me#2:
Conspiricy Theory #1: All Malaysian girls actually have super frizzy hair from a gene passed down from their original Chinese continent, therefore they all secretly use water-soluable anti-frizzy hair products. Therefore, when the hair is accidently exposed to rain, they will all end up with Guy Sebastian hair.
Me#1:
...You idiot
Me#2:
Don't like that one? fine, I have more...
Conspiricy Theory #2: All Malaysian girls actually secretly wear alot of makeup...and....yup, you guessed it, they are water soluable, therefore if they accidently get exposed to...
Me#1:
....Talk to the hand...
Me#2:
....wait! don't go, I have one more, I'm sure you'll like this one...
Conspiricy Theory #3: All Malaysian girls loves wearing sandals, and when it's raining, the ground would be wet, and it would mean that their toes will get wet.
Me#1:
...so?
Me#2:
So....it'll feel uncomfortable, and...um...they might get athlete's foot!
Me#1:
..........
Me#2:
okay, okay....last one! but this one is abit extreme....so if a Malaysian girl is reading this, I would strongly recommend you to turn away from the monitor or close your current browser.
Me#1:
blah blah blah.....get on with it
Me#2:
My last and final Conspiricy Theory is that all Malaysian girls actually have weak bladder...
Me#1:
WHAT?!?!?!?! What are you talking about????
Me#2:
You know, when you have a weak bladder and you see flowing water....
Me#1:
ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! :O That's disgusting!!! Everyone who's reading this, please note that what he said has got nothing to do with me! And I will happily beat him into a pulp on request......anyone? anyone?
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